lawak jenaka minggu ini 29/11/2011

Tersebutlah kisah 3 orang sahabat naik iaitu BODOH , MASALAH dan SOPAN-SANTUN. Mereka selalu bersama apabila hendah kemana-mana. Pada suatu hari, MASALAH baru berkenalan dengan seorang gadis lalu mengikut gadis itu pergi entah kemana tanpa pengetahuan dua orang rakannya. Setelah dua hari berlalu, BODOH dan SOPAN-SANTUN menyedari akan kehilangan MASALAH lalu membuat laporan polis. SOPAN-SANTUN tidak mahu masuk dan menunggu diluar sahaja. Jadi, BODOH seorang sahajalah yang masuk membuat laporan.
(Semasa di dalam balai polis)
BODOH: Selamat pagi, tuan.
POLIS: Selamat pagi. Ada apa yang boleh saya tolong?
BODOH: Saya datang hendak membuat aduan, tuan.
POLIS: Oh...begitu. Siapa nama awak?
BODOH: BODOH, tuan.
POLIS: Apa???
BODOH: BODOH, tuan.
POLIS: Tolong ulang sekali lagi!! (Dengan nada marah)
BODOH: BODOH,tuan.
POLIS: Apa kena dengan awak ni hah?? Mana perginye sopan-santun awak?
BODOH: Ada di luar,tuan.
POLIS: Hish!! Budak nie..!! Adakah awak datang sini untuk cari masalah??
BODOH: Ya, tuan. Bagaimana tuan tahu?
POLIS: Arrrgh!!!!! (Bengang sambil menarik-narik rambutnye)

for special person

Count On Me Lyrics

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea

I'll sail the world to find you

If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see

I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of

What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three

I'll be there and I know when I need it

I can count on you like four, three, two

And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends

Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep

I'll sing a song beside you

And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me

Everyday I will remind you

Find out what we're made of

What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three

I'll be there and I know when I need it

I can count on you like four, three, two

And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends

Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry

I'll never let go, never say goodbye

You can count on me like one, two, three

I'll be there and I know when I need it

I can count on you like four, three, two

And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends

Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you

Today become stress for me

Salam All

I do not know what will happen to me. I get bogged down, not excited yet. I do not have a problem with a lot of work, but I do not like working there. I started to stress when the clock shows at 8:20 am .. I do not care if the clock at 9.00 am because I have come to my office and in the room, meet with the roommate who always helped me, supported me. I never thought that he was negative in themselves, I know he reads this entry, I'm sorry if I have made your feelings I apologize .. I hope we will continue to be friends ...
I think I have decided that if this situation continues. I am desperate I quit my job .. I do not mind if I do not have a job because I was unable to face with the behavior of I, .. Sorry boss my decision may be difficult or may have a happy, when I stopped .. I had interrupted their rights .. I do not want to close and want to be arrogant, but they all laugh at me .. I am not strong for all this .. I quickly scratched the heart ... I do not know what should I do .. This conjecture was quite challenging myself .. I say .. please ..

Rumah Anak Yatim Hidayah Al-Taqwa

Salam ..
pada 26.nov sabtu lepas sima n group tlh mjln kn Program Jalinan Ukwah ke Rumah Anak2 Yatim & Hidaya Al-Taqwa di Hulu Langat. Rumah anak ytim yg tanah runtuh tu. kami dikenakan syarat agar tidak bertanyakan apa yg terjdi dekat mereka.. Kami mgikut arahan... sampi jer dkt kat umah tu kmi step up tmpt kasi cntik n best (ala susun jer cikit bkn ape pon) .. hati aku tersentuh pabila bdk2 tu semua turun dri bas.. Ya allah mcm mn lah aku klo sebesar mereka tak mmpnyi ibu.. mgkn hidop aku terawang2... aku thu semua manusi x sempurna. alhamdulilah aku masih lengakap dgn keluarga ku ini.. aktivi nye x byk coz masa x ckup ... just main belon beracun dan mumai.... aku agak tersnth dgn stu bdk nie.. kki die kudung kne ptg coz mse ruthn tu kki die tersepit.. ya allah tabh kn hati bdk tu... aku gmbir krne kami dtg die gelak ketawa... sngh indah nya hari tu aku gmbirakan hti mereka.. sesi dinner lagi seronok.. bkn stkt blh berkenln dgn ank2 jer.. mkin mjdi lebh rapat dgn bdk2 kelas aku.. mereka smua sporting hbis.. syok aku.. aku mjdi rapat dgn sha,awe,ezaura,pika,kak nurul,imah,syah,bdk pmpn lain2, abg, shahizam,abee,naz,a.talib,a.faizul,and smua bdk llki dlm kelas.. thank all...